Chinese epidemiologist who found the cure for the spread of coronavirus: “Chinese people should immediately stop having sex with chickens!”

Chinese epidemiologist who found the cure for the spread of coronavirus: “Chinese people should immediately stop having sex with chickens!”

A renowned Chinese epidemiologist, who is leading research groups on eradication solutions for Wuhan coronavirus, says he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the new killer pandemic. Ling Shim Ping, chief epidemiologist at Beijing University, believes that the deadly Wuhan coronavirus developed through interspecies intercourse and that this practice must be stopped to put an end to the disaster.

Ling Shim Ping went to national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world about the origin and potential remedy for the epidemic that could endanger the lives of the world’s citizens.

“Now we can confirm that the killer virus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in Wuhan region and the only way to put an end to the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Ping warned on national television.

Ling Shim Ping claims that his research has shown that, similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys, and the Chinese have Coronavirus because of their sex with chicks. This has to stop now, “said Ling Shim Ping in the China Central Television broadcast.

In Chinese, the cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chicks to remove evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widespread and practiced belief in many regions of the country, experts have acknowledged. “These traditions have been maintained for millennia and it will be difficult for the Chinese people to stop dedicating themselves to these activities,” Asian sociologists explained.

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